WHAT. My cereal does not include the blueberries as shown on the picture. I thought the blueberries were dried. So when I opened the box this morning I thought the fruit was just at the bottom of the box or something…and now I’m eating it again and I still didn’t get any blueberries, though I thought I tasted some blueberry particle this one time. But then the box said to me, “HA! I tricked you! No blueberries here!” I is like work. I is not like school.
I have decided I am a crazy lady. I know this because I announced to my lab group I’ve only known for a week that I have a lot of boogers today. And I felt absolutely no regard that this could be an unordinary conversation starter. I will probably continue to start conversations in the same manner. I don’t know why. I do know why. I have all this weirdness stored up inside me and I can’t help it from exploding every now and then at inopportune moments, but that’s ok with me!
